Okay, we're past the abomination that
was the Superboy/Luthor storyline, so it's clear sailing from here on
out, right? Hmm, let's see what the cover of this issue is... Oh
Christ... Here we go again...
Teen Titans #26(Sept. 2005)
Summary: So Superboy is back on the
Kent farm, and has quit the Titans. Plus he's bemoaning the fact
that he doesn't have a soul. Raven shows up and takes him through
his life, along with Lex Luthor now randomly being a part of Project:
Cadmus because of course he was... Granted, Superman was dead,
meaning he had no reason to fret over Supes anymore, and as such had
no reason to make a Superman/Luthor clone, but why let facts get in
the way of a sucky story. Also, back when Supes bit the big one, Lex
had long flowing hair and a beard, but naturally he's the regular
bald Lex in the flashback because Johns just doesn't give a shit.
What the hell does he mean, "This project needs a name."??!! It had two names, in this panel!!!
So his soul was always there, or he made it, or it was hidden, or some bullshit... This frigging comic...
Thoughts: I'll be honest, I think I
summed my thoughts of this issue up pretty well in the summary...
The story was bad, it was executed terribly, and made zero sense,
even by bad comic book standards. Now, I like good comics. Good
comics can make you think, they can make you feel, good comics are
like a piece of good art. They ARE good art. I like bad comics.
Yes, that's right, I do. Bad comics can be fun to pick apart and
laugh at. I'm the kind of person who can watch terrible movies
repeatedly, just to laugh at them. Hell, JT and I have done that for
YEARS! But I hate... Let me emphasize this, I HATE insulting
comics. Comic books that just ignore the past, rewrite things for no
good reason, make no sense, and are, well, insulting. The last three
issues of this series? Insulting. Totally insulting. It was the
frigging insulting comic book trifecta. It ignored Superboy's past,
it rewrote his entire origin for no good reason(there were plenty of
other ways to put Luthor in this series), and made no real sense...
So Lex made a clone of Superman and himself, to betray Superman, even
though Superman was dead?!? Ugh. I hated this storyline. I really,
really hated it...
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