And we've finally, FINALLY made it to
the end of the very first Teen Titans story ever made! And the very
first story to feature the amazing Mr. Twister! Okay, that second
one isn't nearly as important as the first one. But somewhere,
somewhere on this planet there is one lone person, one lone voice
that is cheering the first appearance of Mr. Twister. Probably,
right? I mean, people have terrible taste, it stands to reason
somebody out there likes our boy Twisty McTwist. Yeah, Twisty
McTwist. I said it. Now, let's get down to brass tacks as they
say... Brass tacks? The hell?!
The Brave and the Bold #54(June 1964)
Summary: Okay, with the kids safe
thanks to Aqualad and the herd of whales(...), Mr. Twister decides to
just destroy the town of Hatton Corners and has it rain sand.
Because tornadoes can do that? Okay then... The sand begins to pile
up, but Kid Flash dashes around the town and drags the sand after
him, leaving the town sparkly and clean. Nice going, Kid Flash! Mr.
Twister decides to up the ante by sending a deluge of rain upon the
town. Within moments, the town is hopelessly flooded... Or it would
be if not for Aqualad and a whale with a huge horn on it's face...
Wait, that's a real thing?! Let's check wikipedia, it's never
steered me wrong yet... Well I'll be damned, a narwhal is a real
thing! Okay, so the narwhal dives to the bottom of the flooded town
and drills a hole in the ground, which allows all of the water to
rush underground, um, unflooding the town... Yeah, that's not a real
word, but it's as good as I can come up with at the moment.
Aqualad riding a narwhal. Totally not erotic at all...
Um, so Robin was okay with killing Mr. Twister?
Thoughts: What can I say? It was
stupid, mindless, 60's fun! I'm a sucker for these sort of comics.
Most of it didn't make sense, like Mr. Twister getting his powers
when he enchanted a magic staff with a magic Indian potion... Or Mr.
Twister making it rain sand, and then FIRE... Plus, Mr. Twister's
motivations were kind of all over the place... First he wanted
passenger pigeon feathers. Then he stole the town's teens and had
them build him a tower to nowhere. Then he just decided to destroy
the town? Like why? What did he want? I kind of think he really
just wanted the feathers for that dumb cape he was wearing, which is
kind of sad. If he would have just gotten his feathers, none of the
rest of that grim tale would have unfolded. But then we wouldn't
have any Teen Titans comics, so I guess it's a good thing passenger
pigeons went extinct. That's another thing, I learned a lot from
this comic! Dead passenger pigeons, narwhals, whales moving islands,
Indian potions, caves, this comic taught AND entertained me! So nice
job, DC from the 60's. I tip my imaginary hat to you!
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