Alright, back to the Teen Titans, in
their very first mission... I guess? I mean, with the way DC does
and undoes their continuity, I don't even know if this adventure even
happened... How dumb is that? I mean, I don't know what counts and
doesn't count as continuity anymore... And that's why I stopped
reading current books ladies and gents! Well, this is the very first
Titans adventure in chronology... I guess I can go with that, right?
Anyway, the last post went WAAAAAAAY longer than I would have liked,
especially considering the comic itself was only a few pages long.
This time I'm going to try to rein myself in and get the summary
portion under control... Or so I claim...
The Brave and the Bold #54(June 1964)
Summary: Alright, let's do this thing.
Picking up from part one, the town's mayor tells Robin that way back
in colonial times(so much for a quick summary...)Mr. Twister's
ancestor gave the town of Hatton Corners away in exchange for a
single passenger pigeon feather a year, and if they neglected his
price, he could take one of their youths. The townspeople happily
accepted that condition, because why wouldn't they? It's asinine! A
feather for a town? Sure thing, sucker! Unfortunately, passenger
pigeons went extinct(or so this very educational comic tells me) and
Mr. Twister popped up one day demanding his back rent of (now
extinct) pigeon feathers or children. The mayor laughed Mr. Twister
off, but then Mr. Twister returned and made good on his threats. So
who's laughing now!!! Whew, with that back story out of the way,
let's move on. Quickly! Robin deduced that Mr. Twister(and I'm
going to keep calling him Mr. Twister, even though it would be SO
much easier to just call him Twister) had flown off with the teens to
the nearby Goat Island, which gives us a reason to have Aqualad
around, as he ferrets Kid Flash and Robin to the island on a manta.
Aqualad is kind of a dick... And I don't mean Grayson...
Yes!! Pocket sand!!!
Thoughts: What?! A herd of whales
took the entire island away? And it just stayed in one big piece?
Like, it didn't break up or anything, it just fit perfectly right on
those whales' backs and off they went? And what does that mean for
Kid Flash's stone monument to the glory of twisters?! Why did he
even go through with building it if Aqualad was just going to hide
the island? Ugh... What a waste of time for poor Kid Flash...
I don't even know why that's a thing anybody would want built...
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