Okay, a new day, a new Teen Titans
review. The first issue saw Geoff Johns doing what Geoff Johns does,
shit all over the past work of other writers. Will that trend
continue? Will Batman continue being weird regarding Tim Drake's
personal life? Will Cyborg actually show up? Will Beast Boy
continue perving on underage girls? The answer to all that and more
will be revealed... Now!
Teen Titans #2(Oct. 2003)
Summary: We start off by seeing that
Deathstroke is crazy again.
Human head as a trophy? Insanity confirmed.
Picking hair from your best friend's bath towel? Creepiness confirmed.
But... Where did all that water come from?
Bart Allen, fastest of the Titans is the one who gets shot with a dart... Thanks, DC. Also, isn't it moths to a flame??
Thoughts: I don't remember what pushed
Deathstroke over the edge this time around. I'm gonna guess that
Ravager or Jericho was dead and he went crazy mourning, but I'm
blanking on which was the more likely scenario in 2003. I'm gonna
guess it was Jericho. I know he went evil in the 90's, and I think
he died as a result. But then, I also know he was back by the early
10's, so I'm not exactly sure. Oh well, I guess I'll find out going
forward(probably). This issue did put a few wheels in motion, we
find out who the first big bad of the series is(Deathstroke is always
a great choice), Bart begins the process of becoming Kid Flash, and
the Titans begin to form into a team. Sure there was some
cringe-worthy stuff in here, like the scene between Bart and Cassie
*shudder*,
In other words, "I jack it to you nightly. You cool with that?"
Regardless of what else happens in this series, I will forever stand by the decision we made to read this over YJ solely for the line "I jack it to you nightly. You cool with that?" Holy shit that cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering why Deathstroke would take the time to decapitate his friend, stuff and mount the head and still talk to it, when he could just... fire him or something, but crazy ass Slade gon' do crazy ass shit. As for Beast Boy, they were on an island, so there's water everywhere, X. Like... everywhere.
Tim's an asshole... Connor politely asks him to leave this alone and let him just be him, and he's gotta be all Batman-y. This is the same shit he'd be upset at Bruce for if HE did it. It's the weekend dude, can't you just chill the fuck out and relax?!
I was actually debating that line or a more mild one. And ugh!! to that entire scene... It was so horrible! Can you imagine saying that to a girl, who you aren't even dating, when you were like 14? Ugh, ugh, ugh...
DeleteHA!! I didn't even think about all the work that went into actually putting wintergreen's head on the wall... It seems like it would have been easier to just kill him and NOT put his head on a wall. As for Beast Boy... Yeah, I guess that does make sense.... I don't even have a comeback. :/
Yep, you're totally right about Tim/batman. Hell, Tim was livid when bats revealed his identity to spoiler! What he's doing is even worse than that! Like, he's your best friend, can't you just leave it alone? Does it matter?